ok, so tucker and i have a new term "ghetto" that we are applying to everything. it all came about when we were going to do a nanny share with this other couple. i had met the mom for lunch a couple of times and we thought, hey, this could work. i told her to come on over and check my place out, because she also wanted to know if there was a place she could work for an hour or so during the first week, just so she could make sure her baby transitioned ok. i thought, oh sure, you could work in the hut; you should come by and check it out so you know what i mean.
well, there's nothing like having a semi-stranger come over to see your place through their eyes. i was horrified. i mean, i know our place is old and a fixer-upper, but i thought we had it in reasonable shape. wrong. i had warned her that we were still un-packing, but i think our place is just...weird. no dining room chairs, weird folding table behind the sofa, dingy kitchen. but the house wasn't the worst of it. then we get to the yard. to get to the yard, you go through the utility room with our old hand-me-down washer and dryer. then i know i had mentioned the yard was messy, but it was really a disaster. we've already got that crazy mesquite tree growing in the middle of it, but tucker had been trimming the trees, so we had this huge 5 ft brush ball in the middle of the yard (yeah, just the kind of thing you want your kid playing with), the yard is overgrown and there are just random pieces of junk strewn about. our recycling bin is right outside the back door, and tucker had a boys night, so it was filled with beer bottles (yeah, i want my kid to be in the care of raging alcoholics).
after she left, she told me that they decided to put her baby in a daycare. tucker and i have a very strong suspicion it had to be because of the sad state of affairs of our household. heck, i wouldn't leave my child with me, based on that home tour.
so, i was telling my friend kristina about the story and we laughed and she said "oh, we have a ghetto yard, too." and that term just stuck. so tucker and i would laugh about our ghetto yard, and he actually went out and cleaned it up. kristina and i had a bet going on who had the worse ghetto yard, but now we'll never know because tucker cleaned it up before i could take pictures of it. here's the cleaned-up ghetto. please note that this is after tucker spent hours cleaning it up.
view from the utility room to the yard. note the decrepit dryer on the right, with the microwave and toaster oven stacked on top, since we can't run them on the kitchen circuit:
the incriminating recycle bin, now filled with innocuous diet coke cans, caffeine-free, no less: